comradmax:

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dappermouth:

And when you close your eyes again, they open in a different head.

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aaliyahbreaux:

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timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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truereset:

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

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wnveevnw:

labias:

Omg

It really is….be careful

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reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

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thats-so-kailyn:

mightymargaretofanjou:

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy

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tastefullyoffensive:

Best man on the job.

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